CALLIE: I told you this would happen.
ARIZONA: Well, that’s why we had dinner at 4:00. And exchanged gifts.
BAILEY: Just special. Original. Magical. Squeals of joy.
ARIZONA: Wow! Scrooge.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x14 Valentine’s Day Massacre
Callie: Oh my god, She likes him.
Arizona: Ohh! You like him?!
Callie: Oh my god, you should totally go out with him. You have to say yes!
Arizona: Oh no, it’s Valentine’s Day, you have to!
Bailey: Okay, see that… this right here, what’s happening… the giggling, the girl talk, the o-m-g’s, has to stop! I am busy.Grey’s Anatomy, 6x14 Valentine’s Day Massacre
Grey’s Anatomy - Push (s06e17)
ARIZONA: Why couldn’t we have gone dancing for Girls Night? Or.. bowling.
CALLIE: [Arizona mumbles to herself] We took a vote. You lost. Besides, it’s fun.
ARIZONA: Says who.
CALLIE: Bailey’s face. Look at it.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x16 Perfect Little Accident
ARIZONA: How genius is this? Mark Sloan and Teddy.
CALLIE: Are you serious? I just said that.
ARIZONA: Mm! Shut up. Are we so well matched that we have all the same thoughts?
CALLIE: It’s kinda creepy, but it’s kinda great.
ARIZONA: I’m just saying. Teddy needs someone to come in and clear out the cobwebs, and just put a little spring in her step.
CALLIE: Yeah, and father her children.
ARIZONA: Yeah. Wh—wait, what? No. Mark?
CALLIE: Yeah, he wants a wife and kids.
ARIZONA: I told her he was a candy bar.
CALLIE: What?
ARIZONA: I didn’t know!
MARK: [Marks sits at the table with Callie and Arizona] First she said no. Then she said yes.
CALLIE: Oh, that’s good.
MARK: And then she said no again. Because she doesn’t want to have a meal with me, she just wanted sex. [Callie looks at Arizona, Arizona smiles awkwardly] I mean, who treats people like that? Like an object. A piece of ass.
ARIZONA: Uh, I think you do.
MARK: I’ve changed.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x17 Push
ARIZONA: Maybe you should, uh, leave this to the Bioengineers.
CALLIE: Tried it, they said it wouldn’t work.
ARIZONA: Well, maybe that’s cause it won’t.
CALLIE: They’re just not invested in it like I am. Holy.. it.. it’s not liquid. Arizona, it’s not liquid!
ARIZONA: Oh my God. Oh my God. Do you know what you did?
CALLIE: Uhh, I don’t know. I don’t know. I gotta— I gotta— I gotta— I gotta do it again. I’m on fire! And it’s not just this. Everyone came to me for relationship advice today. And I gave them sane, and healthy advice. I mean, whether they take it or not, I am seen as someone sane and healthy enough to give advice. I mean, when I lived in the basement, when I married an intern in Vegas, I wasn’t seen that way.
ARIZONA: You’re amazing.
CALLIE: We’re amazing. We’re the stable couple now. We’re the one that everyone wants to be. I mean, I could just see us ten years from now in a big old house with kids running around. And giving sage, sane advice to Mark Sloan, who will still be single. [Arizona and Callie laugh]
ARIZONA: Well, I’m in it for all but the kids.
CALLIE: What?
ARIZONA: No kids. And by no, I mean, yikes. No to the kids.
CALLIE: You’re joking, right? I mean, you’re in Pediatrics.
ARIZONA: Yeah, exactly. I mean, this kid, Noah, comes in today, and he’s fine one minute, then his mom gives him a hug, and he lands in my OR nearly dead.
CALLIE: But, you saved him.
ARIZONA: Yeah, but, his parents. They’re— they’re— they’re a mess. I mean, they’ll never sleep well again. But the big house, I’m in. Ooh, and, can we have dogs? And chickens! I have this weird thing for chickens.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x17 Push
Callie: Whatever. Maybe being a surgeon is overrated. I’d be happy doing lots of things. I could open a daycare. Babies are cute… Eww, that one just spit.
Callie: I wished Izzie Stevens would die. I wished her dead every day of every week for I don’t even know how long. I woke up every morning
wishing Izzie Stevens would die. And now…
What kind of person wishes someone would die?
What kind of doctor wishes…knowing how things happen,what…What kind…What kind of doctor wishes…
Arizona: Are you in here right now praying for Izzie to die?
Callie: No. I’m praying for her to live.5.19 - Elevator Love Letter
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You can’t pray away the gay!
6.05 “Invasion”