ARIZONA: Hey guys!
CALLIE: Hey.
ARIZONA: Oh! Pound cake. I love pound cake. Rich, buttery, pound cake.
CALLIE: Mmm.
ARIZONA: Yum. Pound cake. Pound cake?
CALLIE: Oh, I’m good thanks. [Arizona walks away]
MARK: So, what exactly constitutes a pound cake?
CALLIE: It’s a yellow cake, kinda heavy.
MARK: Come on. Code for something dirty, right? Like, “You eat her pound cake, she eats your pound cake.”
CALLIE: No.
MARK: Oh, please. Tell me it’s dirty. Because otherwise that’s the most boring conversation I’ve ever been a part of.
CALLIE: We are talking about pound cake because I want a kid, and she doesn’t. And we’re not talking about that.
MARK : How long are you two not gonna have that conversation- a year, two years, five?
CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.
CALLIE: “Pound caking” is not a thing.
MARK: Whatever. I blew her mind.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x19 Sympathy for the Parents
ARIZONA: You ever wonder if moisturizer really works? I mean, what’s in the stuff. I’m a doctor, and I haven’t even heard of half of it. Uh, “Dimethicone.” No idea. “Distearyldim-dimo”— Hmm. I— yeah, I can’t even pronounce that, so. “Disteary”—
CALLE: I want to have a baby. And I— I can’t talk about lotion, or pound cake, or anything else, because you don’t want to have a baby, and I do.
ARIZONA: So, we’re gonna talk about it.
CALLE: Yeah. We are gonna talk about it.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x19 Sympathy for the Parents
MARK: Three dates. No sex, just talking. Do you have any idea how much you can learn about someone if you remain upright? I bet you didn’t know Teddy hates the word moist. Hates it. Would really prefer if people say damp. [to Callie] You hear me?! I’m growing again! I’m like, grown.
ARIZONA: She’s making cartilage from scratch. She’s a little preoccupied these days. It’s super hot. [Callie smiles] I’m gonna be late.
CALLIE: Bye.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x18 Suicide Is Painless
…because, *sigh*, adorableness.
(via comfypants)
ARIZONA: My lunch is making me sad and I haven’t even started eating it yet.
MARK: [to Callie] Say something.
ARIZONA: I was gonna go for lasagna. I don’t know why I didn’t pull the trigger.
MARK: [to Callie] Say it!
CALLIE: [to Mark] Shut up!
ARIZONA: Say what?
CALLIE: Nothing.
MARK: [to Callie] If you don’t say it, you’re gonna regret it for a long, long time.
CALLIE: [to Mark] Enough!
ARIZONA: Okay, what is it with you two?Grey’s Anatomy; 6x18 Suicide Is Painless
…because I shall end the night of my lovely spam with the cutest moment between the two of them EVER. The end.
CALLIE: I told you this would happen.
ARIZONA: Well, that’s why we had dinner at 4:00. And exchanged gifts.
BAILEY: Just special. Original. Magical. Squeals of joy.
ARIZONA: Wow! Scrooge.Grey’s Anatomy; 6x14 Valentine’s Day Massacre
Callie: Oh my god, She likes him.
Arizona: Ohh! You like him?!
Callie: Oh my god, you should totally go out with him. You have to say yes!
Arizona: Oh no, it’s Valentine’s Day, you have to!
Bailey: Okay, see that… this right here, what’s happening… the giggling, the girl talk, the o-m-g’s, has to stop! I am busy.Grey’s Anatomy, 6x14 Valentine’s Day Massacre
Grey’s Anatomy - Push (s06e17)